抹茶还是那个抹茶

Heyyy这儿抹茶。
总喜欢开些脑洞并且文笔不好x
欢迎勾搭!超级自来熟!

最后。
冷cp爱好者就悄悄的说一句。
Hail 狼银!!

无题

    I’m afraid.


    I’m afraid I’ll see a corpse if I push this door open. A corpse just laying there, laying at the corner of this toilet stall, with the deadly eyes and open wide mouth.


    I’m sure I’ll scream my lungs out if that happen, or maybe I’ll do nothing, just use another empty stall like nothing ever happened and walk out of the restroom.


    No, I think I’ll run like hell and tell all my teachers, and yell to everyone that there is a dead body in the toilet stall. A dead body of my best friend or someone I knew for one year, or even a stranger’s.


    I shake my head and let this impossible thought flees out of my brain. 


    It comes from nowhere.


    So I take a deep breathe, and finally push the door open.


    There I see a corpse laying at the corner of the stall, with deadly eyes and open wide mouth. 


    And a face just like mine

Ethan’s Dream

    你们好又是我,这篇文章是我自己的脑洞,去年二模的时候写完卷子开始摸鱼时的脑洞,时隔一年终于写出来了,可是和一年前的设想有很大偏差。各位凑合看吧。

    这篇全文都是英文,因为是学校国外文学课时候给的作业,就顺手写了这个鸽了自己很久的故事,估计会有很多语法或是拼写错误,水平就这样了请各位见谅。

    欢迎对我的文章留下评论让我变好,爱您。

    那么我们开始吧。











  It was a cloudy day, everything seemed like they were covered by a piece of silk, the moonlight was striving to break through the clouds, but it failed. So it gave up, and went to take a nap. The air smelled like it was going moldy, and no one could do anything about it.


    There was an old house laying at the edge of the dark forest, only a few people knew this house. They were all the closest friends to the beautiful, gorgeous lady owner of the house. No one could be sure what her job was, but she had so much money, more than you can ever imagine. This is a house you would seldom see in the present days, it got a spooky style, just like those haunted house from those cliché ghost stories.


     The beautiful, gorgeous lady house owner that lived by herself, which named Julia, inherited this house from her grandfather, and her grandfather inherited this house from his great grandfather......this house was built at least 200 years ago!


     Two A.M. in the morning, something unknown in the forest was howling. Julia was sleeping in her bed, dreaming a sweet sweet dream. The house was standing still in the dark, it was quiet. A shadow sneaked into the house, and bowled over a china that placed at the tea table. 


     The china broke into pieces, and the sound filled the whole house. But Julia was still asleep, she was having a date with all the cupcakes and cookies.


     The shadow tucked in he’s big black jacket. Under the faint candle light, something was shimmering in his left hand. He kept turning the thing in his hand, and it left a silver semicircle in the air. His whole body was shaking mightily. It is hard to tell if he was laughing or crying.


     Suddenly, something furry on the floor started to move. It was the bearskin rug, he shook his fur. He opened his big scary mouth and whispered into the air.“Hey guys......are there anyone still awake?” His voice was deep and hoarse, sounded like he just woke up in the morning.


      “Ticktock, ticktock. Hey big brother, all the clocks in the world are awake! We work 24/7, there is no time for us to rest, not even one second! Ticktock, ticktock!” The big old clock that was standing straight in the corner, spun his gears in his body with a high speed, and his pendulum was waving, like he was saying hello.


     “Wait......is that Ethan who just came in? Oh! It is Ethan!” One little tea cup on the tea table started jumping due to her excitement, and she made her screeching noise. “He is the most perfect boyfriend in the world! Look how sweet he is! He even brings a present while he visiting Julia!”


     The china debris that lay on the floor barely made a sound. He tried to say something, but his voice dissipated into the air before anyone could understand what he said.


    “Oh the lord of furniture, if there is one. Please praise Ethan for the delicate little silver dagger that he got for Julia, I can be sure that girl would love it, and she would forgive him for he is using drugs, not quite sure what that is......Julia always call it ‘the white line’? There will be no more fights between this cute couple! Hooray!” The Egypt carpet was yelling with her funny accent.


     “They will get married!” The rest of the furnitures said.


     “But I’ll never marry her.” Ethan thought.


     He didn’t know what happened to him, because he could hear all the furnitures around him were talking. He was pretty calm, because this was his dream. A dream after a big party, 2 packs of cocaine and countless cups of beer. The only thing he could recall is he puked on his couch and passed out at his apartment. He had not clue about how the hell he got there, and why he is holding the dagger that he got from his father, he remembers that he placed it in his night table. 


      “Well, it’s just a dream, everything happens.” He thought.




     Now, Ethan’s whole body shook more drastically, because there was a voice in his head just told him to do something that he never thought of.


     “Kill her.”


     The voice said.


     “Kill Julia.”


     Ethan repeated.


     “It’s just a dream, I can do anything......even kill my girlfriend, which I never loved, and get all her fortune......!”


     His mumbling mixed with the “crack” sound that he made while he stepped onto the wooden floor. He was moving fast, almost flying. Just in a second he reached his destination, Julia’s bedroom. The shadow pushed the door open, and squeezed himself into the room.


     A whole house of furnitures were still talking and laughing, but no one will know. Except Ethan.


     The next thing that happened, was Ethan kneeled beside her bed and stabbing the dagger into Julia’s body. Her gorgeous, beautiful face was not pretty anymore. Her mouth opened wide, and her eyes almost fell from her eye sockets. This beautiful sculpture’s face made by god, slowly turned to red, and then purple. Finally, it was white, deadly white. Her blood was all over her bed, it poured out from her chest, the rusty smell filled up the room. And Ethan just laughed, he pulled out the dagger, and threw it out of the window.


     All she could say at last is “Ah—”. 


     The last breathe fled from her nostrils. Now, she’s dead.


     “Oh, listen! Julia must loves this present so much. She must be so surprised right now, how can anyone believe a man like Ethan can do such nice thing!” The dusty mirror on the wall spoke slowly. He seldom speaks, almost forgetting how.


     Suddenly, everything from here was a blur to Ethan, he didn’t even get a chance to get all her money. 


     He woke up on his dirty couch, wiped off the vomitus from his face. He could only remember the crazy party and his crazy dream.


     “I’ll never do something so terrible like that, for god’s sake it’s only a dream.” This man stood in front of a mirror, kept thinking about the talking furnitures and his cruel crime that he committed.


     6 A.M. in the morning, the same wood, there was a jogger.


     She believed that she had never took this path before, all the sceneries were new to her, and they were enjoyable. Then, a large creepy house fell into her sight. A drastic cold ran through her spine, while she saw there was a dagger covered in blood laying under the huge oak tree right besides that house.


     At this moment, inside the house, the bear skin rug shook his fur......


  


     


     

呜呜呜呜LS太好嗑了占tag抱歉

我想看lar帮sal扎头发,我想看lar和sal下着雪的时候在树屋亲亲抱抱,我想看sal被Travis欺负过后lar搂着他像抱着小猫一样轻声安慰,我想看sal和lar结婚扯证住在一起养只猫叫Terry........。

我要做个职业更表情包的了。

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈神他妈少女萨第二弹

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈少女萨

  是的,格鲁发现了他的孪生兄弟比他高那么一点点,就像德鲁的音调一样,总比自己高。

“DRRRRRU!你能不要一直躲在我身后比划我们的身高了吗!我发誓!你再这样!今晚一定不给你和小黄人们念睡前故事!”

  ah oh一不小心就说漏嘴了什么。

#今天份的格鲁兄弟小甜饼
#依旧的短,依旧的甜。

今天四刷完我又回来了x
文风依旧崩x
依旧描写爆炸预警ooc预警x
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  Dru当坏蛋当腻.......已经有十四天又三个小时四十二分钟零七秒了,他瘫坐在沙发上,捧着一个南瓜头型的糖果碗,鼓着嘴把水果糖的玻璃纸包装拆开,一颗一颗丢进嘴里。

  “别吃那么多糖果Dru,今晚要执行任务!我可不希望你嗑糖嗑high了。”

  对,自从Dru加入AVL【Anti–Villain League】也有八天又两个小时整了!哦多么让人激动啊,今晚AVL要去抓捕一个被五个国家通缉的罪犯!兄弟俩和Lucy都奉命参加这次抓捕活动。

  “今晚??可是.....Gru——!今晚是万圣节!我要跟姑娘们一起去要糖果啊!服装都准备好了!”
  Gru才不管这些,丢下一句“今晚必须参加,这次的活动很重要!”就急匆匆被Mel叫到地下室里了。博士被自己的新研发的捕兽夹夹住了,天知道又要花多长时间把他弄出来。

  Gru走了,留下Dru一个人,哦,还有他的一碗糖果,窝进了沙发里晃着双腿,Kal挤在他与沙发靠背之间打着盹。Dru又把一颗糖进了嘴里,将手里的玻璃纸揉了揉,丢到了地上。他才不要去参加抓捕行动呢!

  七点三十分。
  已经快迟到了,Lucy早就独自到了侦查地点,疯狂地给Gru发短信问他怎么还不来。

  Gru满房子寻找Dru,可哪儿都没有他的影子,他甚至开始认真思考他的孪生兄弟是不是被外星人抓走了。直到他闯进了Gru的房间,捡到了一张被“无意”丢在书桌上的纸条。

“Dear brother,
  我答应了姑娘们晚上陪她们去要糖果,抱歉不能陪你和Lucy参加这次活动!哦....我保证!我会多帮你要一份糖果的!
    Dru 留。:)”

  Gru发誓他绝对快要气炸了,可又有什么办法呢?更何况下面还附了一张Dru穿着可笑蜜蜂套装,塞着满嘴巧克力的照片。

“.....唉,幼稚鬼。”

随随便便码些梗x

其实格鲁兄弟不走cp就是日常也超级甜啊。

比如Lucy要有什么事出远门,然后Gru和Dru两个人就开始带女孩们我都能想一堆梗。

Dru肯定能和Edith合得很来,于是和Edith各种搞破坏,比如往Gru的床上放些奇奇怪怪的东西吓他。最后两个人都被抓了,Edith就学着Dru去踢Gru的膝盖,然后拉着Dru就跑。Dru只能一脸委屈巴巴“跟我没关系!不是我教的!”

Dru肯定也很能和Margo合得来,比如又在商场遇见dream boy啦【参见第二部】然后Dru就趁Gru不注意,躲在Gru背后悄悄拉着Margo小声教她怎么泡男生,最后Gru只能急得跳脚把那个男生赶走,然后Dru就在旁边偷笑。

安安肯定更不在话下啦,Dru肯定会带着安安拉着Gru一起去主题公园玩,安安牵着lucky,Dru就在后面环着Gru的肩膀跟着说说这个说说那个,最后把Gru搞到不耐烦,看到安安的样子又不舍得现在就回家,于是接下来Dru就像得逞了一样越讲越多越讲越多....。

啊,真甜。
活在自己梦里真好。

#格鲁兄弟
#短篇小甜饼
#Icecream sandwich

描写爆炸预警ooc预警x
真的不会写文所以x大家看着玩吧x
就是急切地想把自己脑子里的东西写出来,然而不会画画也不会写文就很糟糕。
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  格鲁要累死了,他发誓他刚刚看到了他已故父亲。穿着紧身衣让他几乎呼吸不上来,格鲁觉得他的脑子快要因为刚刚的快速奔跑而缺氧爆炸了。

  “真是个混蛋!........今天可是休息日!......他这个小子不能让我消停点吗!”他一边喘着气,一边断断续续小声骂着他那恼人的孪生兄弟。

  格鲁一直不打喜欢德鲁的笑声,那感觉就像......嗯。小猫的爪子一下一下轻挠在自己的心尖,说不上是让人舒服还是难受。

  “heeey brother!”
  德鲁在逃跑的途中发现了他的兄弟。德鲁觉得自己累了,值得五分钟的休息时间,何况他刚从一楼的小商店偷了两个雪糕!于是他把手里王冠放到了一边,从他孪生兄弟的背后悄悄绕了上去,极其自然地搂住了他的肩膀。

  格鲁被他吓了一跳[他才不会承认。]抬起手带着惩罚意味,用力捏了捏兄弟的下巴。皱起眉心,像往常那样。
“说好了今天不干坏事!我下午还要陪女孩们逛街,我会累死的!”

  “我的错——可总有人要继承家族传统对吧?”德鲁咧着嘴往他兄弟的怀里塞了一个雪糕三明治。“让我们休息五分钟,一会继续?”

  格鲁撕开了怀里冰凉凉的雪糕的包装纸,咬了一口。他把冰激凌含在嘴里,香草味的甜腻在他舌尖漫开,格鲁悄悄侧着头看了一眼他正大口大口吃着草莓圣代的孪生兄弟。
 
  他觉得心尖又像被猫爪轻轻挠了一下。
  真是奇怪。
 
 
  “好,五分钟后继续!我先让你三十秒!”